I used to be on stage with Second City Detroit (back when that was a thing). One thing that Detroit did better than any of the other...

We talked about you today. We made fun of the voice you made when you you made fun of yourself. We all laughed with your laugh. In that...

...sometimes you find something that you typed up months ago in the middle of the night...

Eddie Haskell used to scare me. Because even as a kid he set off my RacistRadar. #RandomThought

I’ve been avoiding the thoughts avoiding the pain, the anger, the words diving into mindless video games headfirst into projects that...

It rolls off the tongue like a savory sweet piece of fudge.

today, i stood still for a moment instead of stepping out of the way and they barely walked around me but i did it i stood still

i keep his name in my phone so i know not to answer if he calls